Never mind the bollocks ...

[miker]

... here's "Crooked Features".

http://www.RateMyMovie.co.uk/

Watch it, rate it,
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it,
View it, coat it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, twitch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, obey it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop - format it.

[sn-films]

Downloaded it. Watched it. Enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing!

It's "Spinal Tap" for the adult entertainment industry.

[richard.fisher]

Damn, you've put a 90 minute movie on-line and when I loaded it it started streaming insatantly. That's pretty sweet.